Charles Pierce Makes me Laugh Out Loud

From today's Altercation:

What I don't understand are these reports that some of the tourists who booked New Year's package tours to these poor drowned places SHOWED UP ANYWAY! I mean, Jeebus Christmas, the body count's well into six figures, and these people come to toss frisbees and drink MaiTais surrounded by mass graves. Who are the people who would do that? The rich are different from you and me, Doc. Many of them are morons.

Happy New Year everyone!