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Tractor bomb kills 5 at Kurdish political office
CNN - Thursday, January 27, 2005 Posted: 9:19 AM EST

BAGHDAD, Iraq (CNN) -- Days before Iraqis head to the polls, a suicide tractor bomb detonated outside the Kurdish Democratic Party office in the northern city of Sinjar, killing four Iraqi soldiers and a guard, a provincial official said.

Are they running out of vehicles that can travel faster than 20 mph because they've all been made into suicide bombs? What, were there no steamrollers in the area? One would imagine a tractor sputtering closer and closer would give them enough time to get their things, cancel the day's appointments, get a realtor to find them a new building, and corral some friends into helping them move before it finally detonated.