Mike Tyson's Chickens

Senator Wants Boxing Gloves on Chickens

State Sen. Frank Shurden, a longtime defender of cockfighting, is suggesting that roosters be given little boxing gloves so they can fight without bloodshed. The proposal is in a bill the Democrat has introduced for the legislative session that begins Feb. 7.

Fantastic. I guess this answers the question: What the hell do you do if you're a Democrat in Oklahoma these days.

Shurden said electronic sensors can record the number of hits by each gamefowl to determine which rooster won the boxing match.

Good to know that we're on the verge of cockfighting being more technologically advanced than human boxing.

(Thanks to Juris98 for the link)