You Smell Like a Monkey and Look Like One Too

Chimps critically injure sanctuary visitor
CNN Article - Friday, March 4, 2005 Posted: 8:49 AM EST (1349 GMT)

BAKERSFIELD, California (AP) -- A couple's plans for a birthday party for their former pet chimpanzee turned tragic when two other chimps at an animal sanctuary escaped from their cage and attacked. The man was critically injured with massive wounds to his face, body and limbs, and the attacking animals were shot dead.

...St. James Davis had severe facial injuries and would require extensive surgery in an attempt to reattach his nose, Dr. Maureen Martin of Kern Medical Center told KGET-TV of Bakersfield. His testicles and a foot also were severed, Kern County Sheriff's Cmdr. Hal Chealander told The Bakersfield Californian.

If there was ever any question whether chimpanzees have a sense of humor, I think this answers it, not to mention how much damage they can do.

I wonder what "Mmmph, loog I'm biting hish nutsh" in chimpanzee is.