Come Celebrate Failure at the Montlake Ale House

Tomorrow is National DARE Day, which gives President Bush another opportunity to heap praise on a complete failure. Head to Drinking Liberally tomorrow night at the Montlake Ale House (8PM) to celebrate.

I hadn't posted a reverse caption contest quote this week, but I just saw this on the TiVo. Have at it...

"Do you want to fool around before you throw up?"
- Free Ride